Doctors and other various medical professionals are baffled by a mystery condition keeping Hollywood stars TIMELESS!
Many claiming to never having seen or witnessed this new condition in their lifetime. They theorize that it may have to do with cells in the body, but this might be nothing more than fanciful science fiction. Regardless, it’s a blessed secret that requires a peer reviewed study.
As mere mortals, we lowly wretches can’t help but revere those on the silver screen as gods. Their flawless appearances are a reflection of our own shabby, 2nd rate genetics. But if the best can happen to them, hopefully we can learn a little from their mystical gifts and become 1% of what they are.
Here are the signs.
Sign#1
One pleasing sign of this curious condition is a loss of unhealthy fat.
Doctors use the analogy to help us common folk by likening it to removing damaging termites from inside the walls of a home.
As seen above, Dick Van Dyke is stepping out, looking timeless! Trim and toned, the in demand star has lost weight but gained a whole lot more. In fact, he needs to use his own hands to help support his own belt! Talk about gains!
We must know his secret. What is it? Cosmetic? Emetic? Genetic? One thing we certainly know is it’s not a spoonful of sugar. HAHA!
Diagnosis: Killing it.
Sign #2
Another wonderful indicator of this remarkable condition is the gaining of wisdom.
Michael Caine is a prolific actor. With a career spanning multiple decades, ‘The Guvnor’ has become more efficient at his craft.
How does he do it?
One thing we know is he works smart, not hard. From his residency researching the role as Dr. Wilbur Larch in The Cider House Rules, Mr. Caine uncovered the amount of energy that a single human being wasted by walking and was astonished!
This led him to find ways to save his energy for his acting. A complete dedication to his craft. He even convinced his best friend, Denzel Washington, to take a load off.
Training day 2? Yes, please!
Sign #3
Another delightful cue of this astonishing condition is the developing of attractive lines and crevices over the face.
Clint Eastwood is handsome. FACT! And even more handsome now, he has developed some charming character lines across his face. These lines don’t de-tract but rather a-ttract.
Attract our eyes to the face of a man who has a wealth of invaluable experience. We can’t help think he looks more sincere and trustworthy.
In typical Clint style, he hasn’t cowered in fear and become desperate by seeking a cure for change. With great wisdom, he has accepted the change for the better! Whatever his secret, we hope he develops some more of these eye-catching facial lines.
Sign #4
An added pleasant sign of this miracle condition is the greying and ripening of the hair.
If you’re like us, and can’t take your eyes off George Clooney, you will have noticed the grey hairs on his head.
And we love them!
The character arc of his hair has added more layers and depth to an already layered and depth filled character. It’s a distinguished look for the lothario.
Lively.
Interesting.
Bright.
Confident.
The snow-capped peak is a hopeful reminder of what’s to come. An old proverb states, “Grey hair is a crown of glory; it is gained in a righteous life.”
In the case of curious George Clooney, we couldn’t agree more.
Grey is the new black.
Sign #5
When we look at Gary Busey, we just can’t help but smile.
An added lovely sign of this wonder condition is the development of a natural and beautiful smile.
A genuine smile shared with another person can make someone else smile, feel better about themselves, and feel better about their situation. Not only does it have a wünder effect on the smilee but also on the smiler.
Currently, Gary Busey is enjoying a whole range of benefits himself, such as reduced blood pressure, increased endurance, reduced pain, reduced stress and a strengthened immune system!
And we can tell!
Whatever his secret is, we hope it’s as contagious as his smile. Smile on you crazy diamond, Mr Busey. Smile on.
