Doctors and other various medical professionals are baffled by a mystery condition ravaging Hollywood stars.
Many claiming to never having seen or witnessed this new syndrome in their lifetime. They theorize that it may have to do with cells in the body, but this might be nothing more than fanciful science fiction. A thoroughly distressing situation requiring a thorough investigation.
However, the government isn’t investigating.
Why?
Your guess is as good as ours (Corporate interests).
As mere mortals, we lowly wretches can’t help but revere those on the silver screen as gods. Their flawless appearances are a reflection of our own shabby, 2nd rate genetics. But if the worst can happen to them, it can happen to us too.
Here are the symptoms to watch out for.
Symptom #1
One ghastly symptom of this perplexing condition is a significant loss of fat.
Doctors use the analogy to help us simple-minded folk by likening it to the stuffing being taken out of a pillow. Leaving very little cushion for uneasy pushing.
We see this manifest in Celine Dion. One day, she is plump of cheek and smooth of neck, then suddenly she wakes up and is nothing more than bone and tendon!
How does this happen?
A poignant reminder of the fragile nature of life.
Symptom #2
Another appalling symptom of this mystifying condition is the loss of balance and mobility.
Here in the 1st picture we can see Sharon Osbourne standing up under her own influence.
But, if we look carefully, in the 2nd picture, post contagion, we see her requiring not only a cane to stand up but also the help of a robust younger woman and brash errand boy!
This is pretty scary stuff.
Wikipedia says “Walking (also known as ambulation) is one of the main gaits of terrestrial locomotion among legged animals.”
What are we as people if we are without this gait? And how are we to locomote terrestrially?
This cannot be ignored anymore.
Symptom#3
Another bizarre symptom of this bewildering condition is unsightly lines and crevices developing over the face.
We all see above that Sophia Loren has been severely afflicted.
The once flawless money shot maker of Ms Loren’s is now overrun by cracks and creases. In the blink of an eye, this condition has taken hold and shaken the life out of poor Sophia.
The frightening deterioration displayed pushes us to find an antidote. Of course, snake oil salespeople and “entrepreneurs” have already devised “cures” in the form of creams and supplements to quickly line their pockets with the silver of the desperate.
Don’t be fooled, there is no cure.
Symptom #4
A further harrowing symptom of this cryptic condition is the greying and decaying of the hair.
Before the condition had her in its clutches, Judi Dench was renowned for her dazzling brown hair. But now in its clutches, her hair has been decimated.
Lifeless.
Lusterless.
Colourless.
Hopeless.
Her fossilized hair, a sad remnant of what went before.
The ancients described the hair as the ‘roof to the soul’ and said that when the roof crumbles, the rain leaks in, causing the soul to mold. Sure, we can paint the roof, but if the underlying structure is compromised, there is no point in painting it.
Science must sort this out to stop the rot.
Symptom #5
An added shocking symptom of this unfathomable condition is the desolation of the teeth.
In the 1st picture, we see Janice Dickinson, former model, once possessed natural beautiful teeth able to chew through the frame of seeing eye glasses. In the 2nd picture, we see unnatural, unblemished teeth not designed for chewing purposes. Obviously, counterfeit replacements to cover for the falling out of her genuine articles from this condition.
Unable to chew properly, a whole smorgasbord of digestive issues can develop, which can include bloating, wind, belching, constipation and diarrhea!
Poor Janice!
Nobody should have to suffer this alone.
